Give Me Stuff!

YOU GUYS.

I turn 26 in a week. ONE WEEK. One year further into adulthood.

Don't worry. This won't be one of those "OMG I'm an adult I'm getting old somebody help me" posts.

This will be one of those "It's my birthday soon, so give me stuff" posts.

The following are acceptable birthday gifts:

•  An all-expenses paid vacation, preferably to a place that looks like this:

 

•  A boyfriend who looks and dresses like this:

• A new phone, because mine is a piece of garbage.
• New bedding for my bed, preferably some that doesn't look like I bought it a bajillion years ago.
• A new car. I'll take this one, please:

 

I know I gave you short notice on this, so it's okay if they're a little late.

Gift Wrapping

Yesterday was my sister Rachel's baby shower. (She's 30 weeks! I can't wait for the baby to get here!) The baby's name is Lily Elizabeth! So cute!

Anyway, I got her a onesie that said "I <3 my aunt" and I knitted her a blanket.

But I'll be honest. . .

I was WAY more excited about the wrapping.

If you've ever received a gift from me you know I'm a little. . .

wrapping impaired.

Here's a picture. It's a little fuzzy. It's cropped from a larger photo, since I don't have a digital camera. (Lame, I know. Cameras and I don't get along well.) It's also tiny, because the more I zoom in, the fuzzier it gets. Sorry.


I was so excited, I had to share. This might be a gift-wrapping epiphany, the start of fabulous gift wrapping to come. Get ready.