Dear Insomnia,

Contrary to what you might think,
I don't want to be your friend.

This on-again,
off-again
relationship has to end.

I actually like to sleep.
It's kind of a passion of mine.

To be perfectly honest,
I love sleep more than you.

It's not me,

it's you.

Please,
just go.

Very Sincerely,
Leah.