Sorry if this seems bitchy. But I just want to be clear about this. I'm going to say it once.

Shannon and I broke up today. I just wanted to get that out there so that neither of us keeps getting questions. No, I don't feel like talking about it. I don't feel like explaining to you all of the gory details because, frankly, it's not really any of your business. If you really needed to know, then you would know by now. So questions aren't really necessary.

I just wanted to get that out there so that we don't keep getting questions. Because, to be honest, they're kind of annoying.