Ok, HERE'S the deal. . .

(Whenever I whip that phrase out, you should be scared.)

I'm SICK of Lady Gaga.

Sick and tired.

Her music is catchy, I'll give her that.

She was innovative. . .

up to a point.

And now--

It's just getting out of hand:

This is just creepy.
We like to see your face.
It lets us know you're a real person, and NOT
Hannibal Lecter.

You're incubating? No.
You're just trying to get out of talking to reporters.
News Flash: YOU'RE FAMOUS.
IT COMES WITH THE TERRITORY.

A dress made from MEAT?!
That's not innovative. . .
That's just plain GROSS.

Here's how it is, Lady Gaga:

I think we're all a little tired of what insane
outfit you're going to whip out next.

We're tired of you looking outrageous.

The thing is,
it's not shocking anymore.

It's annoying,
ridiculous,
insane,
and kind of stupid.

I heard a guy on Chelsea Lately say this the other night:

If you really want to shock us, Lady Gaga,
tone it down a notch.

(Ok, so I paraphrased, but you catch my drift.)

If you really want people to talk about you,
subdue the insanity a little bit.

Look like ANYTHING resembling a
normal person.
I think we'll all really appreciate it.