I feel like complaining today.

So get over it. Seriously. Everyone needs to complain every once in a while. I'm a firm believer in that. If we just kept everything in all the time, we would explode. Besides, I'm REALLY good at complaining. My friends can attest to this. I'm actually surprised they still like me.

I HATE:

• When people stare at me like I have three heads. For no good reason at all. It seriously drives me insane.
• When people talk to me like I'm the stupidest person on earth. When it's combined with the above, it means someone will die. Soon.
• High gas prices.
  
• How I can never manage to keep my room clean. This has been a lifelong struggle. It's a good thing I don't have a boyfriend. Or any friends here.
• How I can never manage to remember to water my plant.
  
• LIARS. Enough said.
• I would say hypocrites here, but I'm pretty much a walking contradiction. For reals.
• Those girls that wear about ten pounds of makeup on their faces. NOT ATTRACTIVE.
• Cottage cheese. And I've never even tasted it. I can't get past the way it looks and its god-awful smell. NASTY.
• Cheap beer. If I'm going to drink alcohol, it sure as hell better taste good.

This is by no means a complete list. In fact, it is ever-growing. There are always things that bug the crap out of me. But I think this is enough for now.

Thanks for allowing me to complain and be critical. I think you'll probably be safe from my criticism for a while.

Maybe.

We'll see.